THE brand spanking new Grumpy Old Women show includes learning the art of ‘Grumpy Grooming’, the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your way without him even noticing) and beards for women - which style will suit you?

The GOW, Jenny Eclair, Susie Blake and Kate Robbins, also deliver a complimentary anger management workshop, as well as discussing the rules of middle-aged drinking, navigating a smorgasbord of worry, and voluntary euthanasia vs retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration, and a great deal more.

Grumpy Old Women will be at The Courtyard on Tuesday, April 29 at 8pm. To book, call the box office on 01432 340555 or visit courtyard.org.uk