Experience Death in the Staffroom at The Market Theatre in Ledbury.

But there’s no need to worry about the tea and biscuits, because any deaths that occur will be on the stage, and all in the name of whodunnit fun.

A spokesman said: “Staff at St Mary’s School gather for an early morning staff meeting, but before the head teacher is ready to begin, one of them is killed. Detective Inspector Wood, with the assistance of Dr DeAth, a pathologist, battle to solve the mystery of how the death occurred.”

Death in the Staffroom is a murder, mystery-farce, “an entertaining evening of fast paced intrigue and humour presented by LADS”.

The dates for the diary are September 12, 13 and 14.